A rough draft of the letter I’m gonna send to Leo with a homemade Oscar

armistices:

that one time i saw the maine and this girl was wearing a lace shirt with only a bandeau underneath and she was trying to “”flirt”” with pat and he was like

“arent you cold”

fuckyourfreckles:

Observe my superior child watching skills.

ohsoakimbo:

madeagoestohell:

lady in the post but a freak in the tags

whatacrydonnie:

IK F YOUC AN RE AD TGFGHIS OHMY GD O WE’R ELIK E SPEAKDIKNGJ HTE SA ME LNA GUGA E

So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’ —John Green (on how he asked out his wife for the first time)

Favourite: Liam Payne Twitter Pictures.

chekhov:

Swagger

Je swagge
Tu swagges
Il swagge
Nous swaggons
Vous swaggez
Ils swaggent

ley-um:

Liam Payne Alphabet

♕ B: Birthmark